Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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