why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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