Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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