Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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