you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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