Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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