I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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