is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER