If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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