I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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