how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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