My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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