I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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