I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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