dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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