Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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