MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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