If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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