I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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