Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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