the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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