You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
her vagine was all disorganized.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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