I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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