Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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