i just had sex bonerless
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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