I must be too annoying 4 u.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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