I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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