like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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