I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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