Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
These tits shall not be calmed
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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