I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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