you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
