You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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