"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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