hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Sorry about my life...
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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