i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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