i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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