butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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