she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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