im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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