At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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