My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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