Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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