ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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