Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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