Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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