You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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