covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
bring money and cleavage
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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