I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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