is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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