Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The convent might be a nice break from real life
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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