Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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