i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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