boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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