It's just like the Real World with babies
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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